February 2011
3 posts
there's a bottle of ranch dressing in my purse
1 tag
going back to work
so i opened this morning and i was freed at 4 and now i am going back in to close because my girlfriend doesn’t want to double and basically if you were to ask me about how pussy whipped i am the answer would be, the most pussy whipped that is possible.
Omg hookah lol
January 2011
7 posts
cheesethatiscake asked: http://i654.photobucket.com/albums/uu264/victoriaellis0380/jamba.jpg
<3
<3
1 tag
Haven't used tumblr in a few months
For those of you who do not remember me, my name is Morgan and I am a huge lesbian.
October 2010
2 posts
September 2010
2 posts
my Oprah theory
winds0ck:
The last episode will consist of Oprah screaming “EVERYBODY GETS MEEEEEEEE” right before she jumps into a wood chipper.
August 2010
28 posts
I kind of want an excuse to fly to D.C. just so I can get a Chipotle breakfast burrito at Dulles airport.
The Daily Mash - OUTRAGE OVER PLANS TO BUILD... →
Nick Patrick - Did Americans in 1776 have British... →
omgawd.
chatting on facebook.
boygirlconvos:
Boy: Hey
Girl: Heyy
Boy: What’s up?
Girl: Nothing much, just talking to the most amazing guy ever. :)
Boy: Aww that’s sweet. I’m talking to the most amazing girl ever
Girl: Aww, what’s she like?
Boy: She’s gorgeous, funny, nice and I love talking to her.
Girl: Aww you’re so nice! :) Who is this lucky girl?
Boy: Your best friend.
Girl: *cries.*
This Boy is my hero.
Traditional Marriage Perverts the Tradition of... →
stfuconservatives:
tennroof:
waifsworld:
sendmelies:
jambos6:
Perhaps the greatest irony of the traditional marriage argument is that it seeks to preserve a singular tradition that has, in fact, never existed at any point in history. Because, honestly, which traditional definition of marriage do we want our Constitution to protect? …The one from Book of Genesis when family values meant...
the northshore video
tegan… i. i just need her.
2 tags
we laugh until we think we’ll die
barefoot on a summer night
nothing new is sweeter than with you
A gorilla walks into a bar
early-onset-of-night:
and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender finds this very peculiar and realizes he is dreaming. He then wakes up and tells his wife about the ridiculous dream he just had. His wife just ignores him and he rolls over and starts to sob because he knows his marriage is in shambles.
How to Be Friends with an Introvert →
itsbeendaysnow:
cherrycherryboomboomladygaga:
paper-girl:
1. If you must drag us to a party, please don’t abandon us.
Don’t go rushing off to catch up with your other friends without including the introvert; the inny will die in a corner.
2. If they actually call and wants to talk, listen!
These moments may not come often, since Innies usually work out their problems within their own...
“… Proposition 8 was premised on the belief that same-sex couples simply are not...”
– Judge Vaughn Walker, overturning California’s Proposition 8 in Perry v. Schwarzenegger (via savingpaper)
Good God damn, he was NOT mincing words.
(via tart-tart)
I just snapped in Z formation after reading this.
(via nola-darling)
(via stfuconservatives)
That’s right bitchesssss.
I hate it when I buy a bag of air, and there's...
thepinkster:
lookatmyshoes17:
alexiaver73:
ayedrenalynne:
babeh-cakes:
badasshippie:
(via toostoked)
thanks for making me lol.
omg this.
yerawizardmary asked: I didn't want to reblog the picture again, but for whatever reason what you added to it totally made it click in my head ahahha. I completely remember them going back to Jenny's... room thing and it being awkward and hilarious.
And as a side note, my mom is completely convinced I'm a lesbian now because she saw the file folder open when I had the series downloaded....
And as a side note, my mom is completely convinced I'm a lesbian now because she saw the file folder open when I had the series downloaded....
Stereotyping People by Their Favorite Author →
feeltheknife:
My favorite:
Toni Morrison
Female high-school English professors who only have an undergraduate degree.
Because my 11th grade English teacher fit this description 100%.
Haha, guys.
July 2010
99 posts
2 tags
mama was queen of the mambo
papa was king of the congo
deep down in the jungle
i start banging my first bongo
every monkey like to be
in my place instead of me
cause i’m the king of bongo, baby
i’m the king of bongo bong
fffffuuuuu
work
